Meet Dan!

1. If you were another person, would you be friends with you?
A very rich one
2. Do you use sarcasm a lot?
What are ya? NUTS!?
3. Would you bungee jump?
Hell no! I’ll keep my feet right here on the sturdy ground.
4. What is your favorite breakfast food?
A cup of coffee and a smoke! (the breakfast of champions)
5. Do you untie your shoes before you take them off?Depends on my BAC
6. Do you think you're strong?
Dear Lord….have you met me?
7. What is the first thing you notice about people?
If they’re going to be fun people to be around
8. Who do you miss the most?
My mind
9. What are you listening to?
All the voices in my head
10. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?
Why in the hell would I want to be a crayon in the first place?
11. What's your favorite smell?
A good campfire out in the woods
12. What's your favorite drink?
Crown Royal on the rocks! This, my friends, is God’s Nectar
13. Where's the farthest you have ever been?
Across the street….my wife won’t let me do much more than that!